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All the Ladies in the House 

Weekly club outing promises a pants-soiling good time.

Quotes II All American Bar & Grill’s Ladies’ Night was recently named one of the top ten in the country by Marlboro’s Unlimited Magazine. It’s easy to see why. The Parma club features lots of drink specials, hot mixes by DJ Greg Mac, and contests for gals sporting the hottest bodies and downing the most shots. “It gets nuts sometimes,” says bartender Naomi Kwitkowski. “But we don’t want it getting too trashy.” Still, one girl had so much fun at an outing that she literally peed her pants. She’s now known around the bar as Miss Peabody.

And unlike many local Ladies’ Nights, you don’t need a vagina to have a good time. Guys can snag domestic drafts and bottles for $2 if they get there early. Plus, they get to watch drunken girls shake their thong-clad asses to Beyoncé all night long. Pool tables, a spacious dance floor, and cash prizes add to the fun. “This bar has something for everybody,” says DJ Mac.

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