Comic Alonzo Bodden likes to make fun of the news, or lack thereof. "It seems Dennis Rodman is a bad diplomat," he says before talking about how it shouldn't surprise anyone that the former NBA star known for his antics and outbursts doesn't represent the country particularly well. Bodden, who has a matter-of-fact delivery is funny because his material is so sharp. His Seinfeld-like observations about everyday life are generally on the money. He performs tonight at 8 at Hilarities, where he has shows scheduled through Sunday. Tickets start at $23. (Niesel)
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