Clean-cut comic Andy Woodhull jokes that after ten years of marriage, he only had one fight with his wife. The argument centered on his attempt to bring another woman's dishes into her home when he moved in. "I'd like to remind you that my wife has two daughters — I don't think I'm being unreasonable. My dishes don't kind of look like my ex-girlfriend or go to my ex-girlfriend's house every other weekend and talk about how much more fun it is to be in her cabinets." The clever comic performs at 8 tonight and at 7 on Sunday night at Hilarities. Tickets are $18. (Niesel)