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Best Bar Urinal 

Velvet Dog

Remember that awesome night at the Velvet Dog? Remember that totally hot babe you were making out with against the wall at the back of the club? Remember how you felt like it was just the two of you, with you whispering sweet nothings in her ear, hoping she wouldn’t puke her 14th Long Island iced tea? Well, surprise! There were four dudes holding their jimmies and watching you and your girl tongue-wrestle through a one-way mirror. Seriously. The Velvet Dog’s men’s restroom features a one-way mirror in front of the urinals, allowing you to observe happenings on the dance floor like it’s a big ant farm, only the ants are wearing hot pants and tramp stamps. Don’t worry though; the dancers can’t see you, guys. That would just be gross.

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