Remember that awesome night at the Velvet Dog? Remember that totally hot babe you were making out with against the wall at the back of the club? Remember how you felt like it was just the two of you, with you whispering sweet nothings in her ear, hoping she wouldnt puke her 14th Long Island iced tea? Well, surprise! There were four dudes holding their jimmies and watching you and your girl tongue-wrestle through a one-way mirror. Seriously. The Velvet Dogs mens restroom features a one-way mirror in front of the urinals, allowing you to observe happenings on the dance floor like its a big ant farm, only the ants are wearing hot pants and tramp stamps. Dont worry though; the dancers cant see you, guys. That would just be gross.