Veteran comic Brian Regan originally set out to become an accountant. But when that didn't work out, he shifted to comedy. Years later, comedians around the country hail his impeccable delivery and ability to inject just enough physicality into his routines. Regan, who refrains from using profanity, relies on observational humor to entertain patrons. His bit on the Pop-Tart is a classic, making fun of the complex instructions that accompany a simple toaster snack. He performs tonight at 7:30 at the Masonic Auditorium. Check the website for ticket prices. (Niesel)