Comedy Night at Touch

"I know a lot of people, and I knew there was a need for someplace where both locals and national touring acts could go to work out their routines," says local funny man Mike Ivy. His recent solution? The Touch Comedy Show, happening every Tuesday night in the basement lounge at Touch Supper Club. Tonight's show features John Wellington ("He can talk about farts and other awful things and make them sound really appealing!" Ivy says), singer-songwriter Mallory Sanmarco, and comic Bill Squire. Doors open at 7:30, and the fart jokes start at 8. Best of all, there's no cover charge. Learn more on the Touch Comedy Show page on Facebook. — Cicora 2710 Lorain Ave., 216-631-5200, touchohiocity.com.