Currently the Host of Phat Comedy Tuesdays at Twisted Taco, comedian Drew Thomas likes to joke that men and women don't talk about marriage in the same way. Women sound happy about it; men not so much. Thomas regularly draws on everyday life for his routines. A few years back, he caught a good break when he was featured on The Craig Ferguson Show. He's shared the stage with wise asses such as Ron White, Jake Johansen, Bill Burr, Jim Norton and Craig Robinson. Be warned, he likes to harass the patrons in the front row of the club, often making fun of their outfits. He performs tonight at 7:30 and 10 at Club Velvet at the Hard Rock Rocksino at Northfield. Tickets are $13 to $18. (Niesel)