Drive Angry

The first 45 minutes of this steaming slop bucket of fresh-ground movie will make you poop in your popcorn bag. There’s gore, T&A, shit blowing up, bitch-slapping, guns, stabbing, electrocuting, and car crashes. This flick tries really hard to be almost all 100 percent Good Parts. Billy Burke, Amber Heard, and freaky-ass William Fichtner chew on all the scenery and spit it in your face -- all in 3D. Plus Nicolas Cage as a guy who revs out of hell in search of the devils who killed his family. Interestingly enough, the car chases are kinda boring and they slow the flick down, so we hope they can fix that in the sequel, or maybe switch to power boats. We can’t wait to see that at the drive-in.