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Wanna party like those crazy Irish on St. Paddy's? Then read our insiders' tip sheet.

Blimey, lads, St. Patrick's Day is upon us again -- that one time of the year when making fun of our Irish friends is perfectly acceptable (such as using dumb-ass phrases like "blimey").

This time around, however, we thought it more interesting if the Irish just made fun of themselves -- particularly U2, but Bono didn't return our calls. The next best thing? Well, a bunch of Irish-American bands.

The most accurate Irish-American stereotype?

Yes, we like a bevy now and then, but we only drink on the days of the week that end with a Y. -- Steve Twigger, Gaelic Storm

That Irish-Americans can be more Irish than the Irish sometimes. -- Bob Schmidt, Flogging Molly

Oversexed, overeducated, fabulously rich people who believe that stereotypes have something to do with Remington typewriters. -- Larry Kirwan, Black 47

Many people seem to think that the Irish-American is a freckly, Irish-music-lovin' pint-swallower. -- Keith Roberts, The Young Dubliners

The least accurate Irish-American stereotype?

We do not have small willies. It's the cold. -- Twigger

Many believe they have red hair everywhere. This is not always true. I have no further comment. -- Roberts

Favorite Irish-American stereotype?

The guy down at the L Street Tavern with his "Southie Tuxedo" [a full tracksuit] and Kangol scally cap. He's a friggin' riot! -- Matthew Kelly, Dropkick Murphys

The Lucky Charms leprechaun. -- Twigger

That they love anything Irish. This helps us sell albums and have wild live shows. Usually means a good party after the show too! -- Roberts

Favorite beer to abuse on St. Patrick's Day?

It would have to be Guinness, of course -- but you have to be lucky. Not all pints are created equal, and there are many dodgy establishments serving crap. -- Roberts

"My dear man," as Oscar [Wilde] might have said, "one does not abuse what one loves. One merely indulges." -- Kirwan

What do the Irish like to do more than drink, fistfight, and fight fires?

Drink, fistfight, and chase women. Ask Colin Farrell. -- Twigger

Favorite St. Patrick's Day memory?

Not sure. I usually black out about halfway through the day. -- Kelly

If you have any, then it must not have been that good. The day after Paddy's Day is usually spent calling friends and family to apologize for whatever you did last night and then asking them, "What did I do?" -- Roberts

The MC at a graveyard gig on Christopher Street forgetting the name of my band and instead yelling into the microphone, "Irish cock tonight!" -- Kirwan

Greatest Irish rock band ever?

Thin Lizzy, baby. -- Kelly

Red Hugh O'Donnell and the Elizabethan Slayers. -- Kirwan

Is James Joyce everything he's cracked up to be?

Absolutely. "The sacred pint alone could unbind the tongue of Dedalus," from The Dubliners. Nuff said. -- Kelly

And more, but he'll never be on American Idol, so who gives a damn! -- Kirwan

Try reading Ulysses and make up your own mind. Most never finish, but say how wonderful it is. He has created a lot of liars. Quite the achievement. -- Roberts

Can't understand a word he wrote. -- Twigger

Bono: Name him a saint, or ban him from opening his mouth except while onstage?

Rock and roll and politics should be cousins, not brothers. Shut the fuck up . . . except when onstage! -- Kelly

Saint. Although I wish he would get caught with some hookers and blow once in a while, just so we know he's human. -- Twigger

He was quite the plonker in the early days, but I think he has redeemed himself of late. I'll sign the sainthood petition when it comes around -- and I buy RED now! -- Roberts

Is being an altar boy as dangerous as it sounds?

Well, put it this way: We thought that "no" meant "yes" up till high school. -- Kelly

Not for me, at least. But I was mostly on the wedding and funeral circuit. -- Schmidt

Do I get a special treat if I tell you? -- Twigger

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