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If Every Cleveland Suburb Was a Person at a Party, Here's What They Would Be Doing

By Scene Staff

The Cleveland Sub-Reddit came through with this brilliant thread titled "You're at a party and each Cleveland suburb is a person at the party. What is everyone doing?" The thread was started by user nick_flip but was originally started by New Orleans's reddit and then went to Cincinnati and Columbus. Here are our favorite answers.

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Parma is the one telling low-key racist jokes but it's ok because they have a black friend.
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Parma is the one telling low-key racist jokes but it's ok because they have a black friend.

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Bay Village is on the phone to the cops cuz there's what looks like a homeless man (Lindale) sleeping on the couch.
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Photo via City of Bay Village

Bay Village is on the phone to the cops cuz there's what looks like a homeless man (Lindale) sleeping on the couch.

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Old Brooklyn is outside smoking a joint with half a bottle of whiskey lighting off fireworks until 4 a.m.
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Old Brooklyn is outside smoking a joint with half a bottle of whiskey lighting off fireworks until 4 a.m.

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Berea started drinking well before the party started, and is throwing darts in the garage, while alternating between beer and whiskey. Source: Berean
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Berea started drinking well before the party started, and is throwing darts in the garage, while alternating between beer and whiskey. Source: Berean

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Independence is trying to get everyone to swing by Top Golf on the way back.
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Photo via City of Independence

Independence is trying to get everyone to swing by Top Golf on the way back.

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North Ridgeville was the guy that pulled up in a lifted truck or tractor to high school but now pulls up in an AMG because he sold his land to housing developers like Pulte.
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North Ridgeville was the guy that pulled up in a lifted truck or tractor to high school but now pulls up in an AMG because he sold his land to housing developers like Pulte.

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Brook Park just drove in from a shitty dive bar, plastered and reeking of cigarettes.
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Brook Park just drove in from a shitty dive bar, plastered and reeking of cigarettes.

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Brooklyn, Old Brooklyn, and Brooklyn Heights all show up at the same time. No one can tell them apart, but they all play along in conversation even if someone is wrong because they're just happy for the attention.
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Photo via City of Brooklyn

Brooklyn, Old Brooklyn, and Brooklyn Heights all show up at the same time. No one can tell them apart, but they all play along in conversation even if someone is wrong because they're just happy for the attention.

Via Beezo514/Reddit

Photo via City of Brooklyn

Brunswick is showing off its new iPhone he bought with money that should be going to his ex wife for child support to anyone that will listen while also casually bringing up the fact that the bank approved him for a $400,000 house after he got his associates degree from Tri-C.
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Photo via City of Brunswick

Brunswick is showing off its new iPhone he bought with money that should be going to his ex wife for child support to anyone that will listen while also casually bringing up the fact that the bank approved him for a $400,000 house after he got his associates degree from Tri-C.

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Photo via City of Brunswick

Hudson shows up and keeps going on about Tucker Carlson and Greg Gutfield, Macedonia is the only one listening because they hope this means they're friends.
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Photo via City of Hudson

Hudson shows up and keeps going on about Tucker Carlson and Greg Gutfield, Macedonia is the only one listening because they hope this means they're friends.

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Photo via City of Hudson

Everyone forgot to invite Columbia Station.
Via nick_flip/Reddit
Photo via Wikimedia Commons/Kanilo2

Everyone forgot to invite Columbia Station.

Via nick_flip/Reddit

Photo via Wikimedia Commons/Kanilo2

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