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Kill Your Colleagues 

Comedian John Bizarre pulls out the fightin' words whenever talk turns to his stand-up colleagues. “Who told Sarah Silverman she’s funny?” he says. “I know she’s physically attractive, but if her personality were a clothing style, she’d be a pea-green pantsuit with big yellow buttons.” And he offers this word of advice to Robin Williams: “Dude, put a cork in it once in a while. Let somebody else finish a sentence.”
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