Movies don't have to play like that. And with the apparent decision having been made that X-Men: The Last Stand is indeed the last in the series (future movies are expected to focus on Wolverine and Magneto in solo adventures), 20th Century Fox and director Brett Ratner go for it. Characters fight, and characters die -- and those who survive are quite clearly marked as winners or losers. Timeless playground debates are settled at last.
There's been a lot of fear from fans about the decision to conclude the series with Ratner. His best movie prior to this was Rush Hour 2 -- not the most ringing of endorsements -- and the last time he stepped in for a third franchise movie was Red Dragon, which was decent, but not spectacular. Worse than that . . . he's been romantically linked with Lindsay Lohan. Does the man not know that comic book movies are to be made by and for guys with no personal lives whatsoever?
But Ratner has not dropped the ball; of a piece with its predecessors, The Last Stand plays like the third act of a coherent whole. There isn't a lot of story, but everything has been established in the last two films, and now it's time for the big showdown. With an apparent "cure" for the mutant gene having been discovered, Magneto (Ian McKellen, great as always) is able to mobilize an army of pissed-off superkids who don't see their powers as any kind of problem. As Professor Xavier (Patrick Stewart) advocates for a more peaceful solution, he is distracted by the resurrected Jean Grey (Famke Janssen), who has risen from the lake she disappeared into, thanks to the unleashing of her id into an alternate persona known as the Phoenix. She's now dangerously unstable and powerful beyond anything seen so far, and her allegiance will determine the key to victory.
Wolverine (Hugh Jackman) is still the major badass among the X-Men, though it seems that Halle Berry did a bit of behind-the-scenes complaining, er, negotiating, to get herself a role equal to his, despite the fact that most comic book fans don't like her as Storm. She won't win them over here; aside from throwing lightning around like Star Wars' Emperor, she's in a role that could be filled by just about any character.
Alan Cumming's Nightcrawler is absent without explanation, though he appears in the official videogame. James Marsden is barely present as Cyclops, due mainly to scheduling conflicts with his bigger role in Superman Returns. Shawn Ashmore gets a bit more to do as Iceman, seemingly trading his affections toward the grown-up Rogue (Anna Paquin) for hot jailbait Kitty Pryde (Hard Candy's Ellen Page), who can phase through walls and floors, and has the bonus of not being lethal to the touch. As Iceman's old rival Pyro, Aaron Stanford has dyed his hair blond, because that's what evil people do.
But the best additions are the most surprising ones. Violent soccer star Vinnie Jones, known mostly for sneering thug roles since he turned to acting, lightens things up a bit as the unstoppable Juggernaut, playing him as a slightly bemused doofus. And as Secretary of Mutant Affairs Hank "Beast" McCoy, Kelsey Grammer dons blue fur and captures the character's intellect (no surprise) and physicality (big surprise -- who knew Frasier could kick ass?). The less said about Angel (Ben Foster) and his computer-generated wings, the better.
There are special effects in almost every scene, some much better than others: Phoenix obliterating her enemies is cool; the "digital facelift" technique Ratner wanted to use on Anthony Hopkins in Red Dragon gets a whirl here on Stewart and McKellen in a flashback sequence, and it's kinda neat; but the big money shot of the Golden Gate Bridge getting twisted doesn't always look convincing. (Speaking of which: Why do all the world's mutants seem to live exclusively on the West Coast?)
Hardcore X-fans will have a ball playing "spot the minor hero in the background" -- there are enough of them onscreen to spawn several lines of toys. They'll also enjoy that screenwriters Simon Kinberg & Zak Penn, while delivering spectacle, have retained the small, character-based moments that are these movies' strong suit. Magneto can bend bridges, but it's almost more fun to see him verbally shoot down a pair of tattooed youngsters after showing them the Holocaust number on his arm.
If this really is the Last Stand, it's a stylish farewell indeed.
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