Comedian Carl Strong has some issues with the road. He hates red lights because they last so long that the elderly drivers in front of him fall asleep, and when they finally wake up, the light is red again! Even the state troopers he’s met are angry, and he thinks it’s because of the stupid hats they have to wear. (Nevermind his speeding: 42 in a 25-mph zone is “yellow light speed.”) This old curmudgeon’s demeanor is sort of like having a really crabby Bill Cosby as your grandpa, but it’s entertaining at least. He’s at Club Velvet tonight at 7:30, with more shows through Sunday. Tickets are $13 to $18. (Trenholme)