We're surprised scruffy comic Sean Patton, a New York-based actor and comedian who was born and raised in New Orleans, has the nerve to come to town. In one skit he performed at the Laugh Factory, he revealed that he thinks of Cleveland as "a piece of shit city" before he led the audience through a "Fuck Cleveland" chant. While dumping on Cleveland only made up one segment of the routine, it wasn't particularly funny. Patton fared better when he turned his attention to his sexual interests (he's a big fan of cunnilingus). He performs tonight at 7:30 at the Improv, where he has shows scheduled through Sunday. Tickets are $17 to $20. (Niesel)