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Up All Night 

A new energy drink does more than get you drunk.

Beware: Chris Hunter plans to get you hammered, horny, and wired at tonight's Fourplay party. At the bash, Hunter will unveil his new alcoholic energy drink. "It has four effects," he says. "It gets you drunk. It gets you hyper. It gives you a body buzz. And it's an aphrodisiac. So, it gets you horny. It's the next hot thing."

Each 16-ounce can contains six percent alcohol and four different stimulants. Hunter suggests mixing the raspberry-flavored drink with one-ounce pours of gin, peach schnapps, and pineapple juice to make a "Panty Dropper." "People tell me after drinking only one of them that they can't sleep all night," he says. Hunter's company started test-marketing the drink in Ohio in January. Since then, the operation has expanded throughout the Midwest, selling each can for $1.99. "When people drink it, they say they feel their extremities tingle," says Hunter. "It livens up the dance steps of hotties from coast to coast."
Fri., July 7, 10 p.m.

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