An actor and comedian based in New York, Chris Distefano maintains he's "on a mission to bring some old-school Brooklyn comedy" back to his beloved borough. In one bit, he talks about how in Brooklyn, no one ever really gets off the block. He recalls how he went to Norway once and was astonished to find the restaurant served reindeer. He performs tonight at 7 and 9:30 at Hilarities. Tickets are $20 to $28. (Niesel)