How long till we're flavor trippin' in Cleveland?

It’s just like we suspected: Somebody – in this case, a crew of way-too-hip-looking New Yorkers – is having way more fun than we are. Our confirmation comes via a recent story in the New York Times, touting the joys of “flavor tripping.” Said tripping appears to take place at trendy parties – we don’t see any tank tops or beer bongs in the photos -- where guests indulge their taste for “miracle fruits” (synsepalum dulcificum), tiny red berries that trick the tastebuds into thinking that beer tastes like chocolate and vinegar tastes like apple juice. ...