Out of Office Reply: Happy Labor Day. Now go outside and play.

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Kids: We'll be gone until Tuesday, paying homage to birthing mothers, British political parties, or whatever the hell this holiday is about. We left grocery money on the counter and carefully measured all the liquor bottles. And don't even think about trying to top them off with water. Daddy's liver can tell the difference. Be good. -- The Management
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