We're pleased as punch to report that Cleveland Cinemas has announced its midnight movie lineup for the remainder of 2015.
No use beating around the bush, here. The schedule is as follows:
JAWS – 40th Anniversary
Cedar Lee Theatre
Friday, July 3, 2015, 9:30 PM
Saturday, July 4, 2015, 9:30 PM & midnight
Sunday, July 5, 2015, 9:30 PM
Special Promotions: SHARK GUMMIES!
TOMMY – 40th Anniversary
Capitol Theatre
Saturday, July 18, 2015, midnight
Special Promotions: Pinball contest before the show sponsored by Superelectric, that new pinball joint opening next door to the Capitol (where Yellowcake used to be).
WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?
Cedar Lee Theatre
Saturday, August 1, 2015, 9:30 PM & midnight
GALAXY QUEST
Capitol Theatre
Saturday, August 15, 2015, midnight
Promotion: Win "Grabthar’s Hammer"
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES – 25th Anniversary
Cedar Lee Theatre
Saturday, September 5, 2015, 9:30 PM & midnight
Promotion: Free popcorn if you dress in purple.
AMERICAN PSYCHO
Capitol Theatre
Saturday, September 19, 2015, midnight
Promotion: Raffle for Huey Lewis album; enter by submitting your business card — get it, because in American Psycho there's that scene where they compare business cards???
THE MONSTER SQUAD
Cedar Lee Theatre
Saturday, October 3, 2015, 9:30 PM & midnight
Promotion: Get your Halloween gear prepped early. There's a "monster costume" contest before the 9:30 showing. Prizes unknown.
12 HOURS OF TERROR
All-night horror marathon featuring Night of the Living Dead (1968), Creepshow (1982), Pumpkinhead (1988), The Descent (2005), Madman (1982), An American Werewolf in London (1981) and, to keep things interesting, a surprise screening.
Capitol Theatre
Saturday, October 17, 2015, 8 PM to 8 AM
Tickets: $25 in advance and $30 day of show. No one under 18 will be admitted, promise the straight-faced execs at Cleveland Cinemas.
BEING JOHN MALKOVICH
Cedar Lee Theatre
Saturday, November 7, 2015, 9:30 PM & midnight
Promotion: Win a John Malkovich movie! (Fingers crossed for In the Line of Fire or The Man in the Iron Mask).
PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES
Capitol Theatre
Saturday, November 21, 2015, midnight
Promotion: Win, of all things, "some shower curtain rods."
THE BIG LEBOWSKI
Cedar Lee Theatre
Saturday, December 5, 2015, 9:30 PM and midnight
Promotion: Free popcorn for all attendees wearing robes. (See what they did there?)
SCROOGED
Capitol Theatre
Saturday, December 19, 2015, midnight
Promotion: Win a toaster. That's right, a toaster.