Money Where Your Mouth Is:
Where Scene music writers stop trying to think of a synonym for "resplendent" and let a band talk itself up.
Band: The Hollywood Blondes
Youngstown punkers the Hollywood Blondes are neither blonde nor from Hollywood
"Screeching Weasel / Ramones / Queers-type pop punk to entertain people with attention deficit disorders."
"Our drummer Billy looks just like Uncle Joey from Full House
and will give you the silent treatment if you shout 'Stephanie-isms' at him."
Friday, February 23 at The Jigsaw
in Parma (5324 State Rd. Parma, 216-351-3869) and Saturday, February 24 @ Chuck's Steakhouse
(456 E South St., Akron, 330-384-1792).
Why you need to see them:
"You'll more than likely end up playing in a band with Tommy Teabagger. Or, if you're a girl who's slutty and/or crazy, our singer Stiv will probably write a song about you." -- Tommy Teabagger, bassist