Ellen DeGeneres joins American Idol. Because it isn't gay enough already.
Some band called the Beatles had a pretty good day yesterday.
Chris Brown drops out of Michael Jackson because he's gonna be too busy slapping around some bitches .
Instead of writing shitty music, Good Charlotte frontman tweets about his kid. We all win.
Whitney Houston debuts at No. 1, prepares to drop out of the Top 200 by November.
Eminem will show up at MTV's Video Music Awards. Wonder whose ass he'll taste this time. —Michael Gallucci