Thursday Music News Roundup

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• This is as close to one of these Heidi Montag will ever get.

Looking forward to the Grammys on Sunday? Me neither.

I'd actually pay to watch these two ladies grapple.

Haiti, Haiti, Haiti! Can't we talk about me for a change? (Relax, I'm kidding.)

Whew! Joe Jonas says he and his brothers aren't breaking up. Good thing. What would the ugly and untalented one do?

Metallica do the right thing. —Michael Gallucci