As an avid eBay memorabiliac and ardent member of Corky's Junior Juice League, I am writing to profess my distaste with
David Imburgia's Nightwatch in the June 13 issue of your otherwise fine publication.
If Mr. Imburgia cannot have an opinion that is satiable for everyone, then I suggest he cease his tenure at your otherwise impeccable (and free) newspaper. My fellow Junior Juicers and I, speaking on behalf of lithophiles across the globe, demand a retraction of the odious words of Mr. Imburgia.
I would, alongside his sincerest of apologies, hope that he can illuminate us on these Barenaked Ladies he is speaking of. I read your music column hoping for the latest information on Corky, not the sort of smut that Mr. Imburgia seems intent on spreading. And if Mr. Imburgia, as confirmed by other concerned letter writers, harbors such an abhorrence for the female figure, maybe he should instead write to Savage Love.
Isidore Duncan
Parma