A Fetish Goes Awry: Really, Wayyy Awry

An average urine collector
  • An average urine collector

Nothing against a healthy fetish or two, but when a judge has to name a brand new charge—that of "urine collector," for example — just for you, it might be a signal that you shouldn't take your preoccupation to the next level, particularly if minors are involved. But a 59-year-old Dublin, OH man didn't take it that way.

Back in 2008, Alan David Paton spent the mazimum 60 days in jail for criminal mischief after attempting to collect urine in the restroom at an area sports park. In October 2010, he did it again, this time at a Burger King. And yesterday he was convicted of criminal mischief for the second time.

The Columbus Dispatch did its best to explain Patton's collecting methods but there is plenty left to the imagination as far as the details.

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