Cleveland Sports

A gentle proposal to Cleveland sports fans: Quit bitching and enjoy it

By Joe Tone on Mon, Mar 10, 2008 at 7:29 am

[
      {

        
        "name": "Ad - NativeInline - Injected",
        "component": "38482495",
        "insertPoint": "3",
        "requiredCountToDisplay": "5"
      },{


        "name": "Real 1 Player (r2) - Inline",
        "component": "38482494",
        "insertPoint": "2/3",
        "requiredCountToDisplay": "9"
      }
    ]

You know your slightly overweight and under-mannered but nonetheless charming friend who lands a smoking hot and incredibly un-bitchy girlfriend, but instead of counting his blessings counts the days until she wises up and leaves for someone hotter and richer and better endowed? That’s the Cleveland sports fan. ...

Like this story?
SCENE Supporters make it possible to tell the Cleveland stories you won’t find elsewhere.
Become a supporter today.

Scroll to read more Cleveland Sports articles

Newsletters

Join Cleveland Scene Newsletters

Subscribe now to get the latest news delivered right to your inbox.

Also in News & Views

After Decades of Work, Ohio House Removes Spousal Exemption for Rape Charges

By Nick Evans, Ohio Capital Journal

Ohio House Speaker Rep. Jason Stephens, R-Kitts Hill.

Upright, a Cleveland-Based Fintech Company for Real Estate Investors, Lays Off Roughly Half its Employees

By Mark Oprea

The AECOM Building, home to Upright

Cleveland Department of Public Health Urges Testing and Protection This Cuffing Season

By Maria Elena Scott

The days are short and the nights are long.

Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine and Lt. Gov. Jon Husted Subpoenaed in Civil Suit Over HB6 Bailout Scandal

By Marty Schladen, The Ohio Capital Journal

COLUMBUS, OH — MAY 03: Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine joined on stage by First Lady Fran DeWine, grandson Calvin, Lt. Gov. Jon Husted and Second Lady Tina Husted to celebrate DeWine winning the Republican Party nomination for governor in the Ohio primary election, May 3, 2022, at the DeWine-Husted campaign headquarters, Columbus, Ohio.

Digital Issue

November 22, 2023

View more issues