Good afternoon, Cleveland. Here's some stuff to read while you explain you weren't hanging out in Cleveland adult district because there really isn't one.
— By design, Cleveland's adult district has failed, which is too bad — we'd could really use some company at the strip club during lunch. (Cleveland.com)
— Three counties in Northeast Ohio have some of the highest deer accident stats in the state. That's why we rollerblade to work. (WKYC)
— Dante is opening an Italian restaurant in Strongsville. That makes our bellies smile. Mainly because we drew smiley faces on our bellies earlier. (Cleveland.com)