Cleveland State Basketball: Thanks for finally coming through. After five losses in a row, all but crushing this city’s hope for a winner, you finally nabbed a win on Saturday, against Detroit Mercy, which is believed to be a team of retired auto workers. But please do not stop there. The city needs a winner. The Viking pep band needs fighters for its fight song. The boosters – you know, those two weird middle-aged guys who slipped envelopes full of coupons for free oil changes in your gym bag after you beat Valpo -- need a team that can overcome history. And this newspaper needs a couple more wins to make that story we did last week about how you were finally coming around seem less, well, retarded. ...
