"Boners & 4-skins:" The Pizza Shop's Penis Pun Coupon

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The coupon for Brothers Pizza in Cleveland.
  • The coupon for Brothers Pizza in Cleveland.

Why is one local pizza shop selling "12 boners and 4-skins"? Because "12 boners and 5-skins" just wouldn't make any sense. You're never too old to laugh at some dick jokes, so check out this coupon from Brothers Pizza referencing what people in the medical field would classify as "uncircumcised erect penises" for their boned chicken wing and potato skin pairing.

Calling it "boners" and "4-skins" probably won't have people lining up around the corner just to get taste, and I'm not really sure what "Chick'n" is, but it's still a solid coupon that at least made one person not immediately toss it into the trash.

(picture via my friend Shaun on Facebook)

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Doug Brown

Doug Brown is a staff writer at Scene with a passion for public records laws and investigative reporting. A native of Ann Arbor, Mich., he has an M.A. in journalism from the Kent State University School of Journalism and Mass Communication and a B.A. in political science from Hiram College. Prior to joining Scene,...
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