If you were to list the key elements to a possibly successful season for the Cleveland Browns, you would point out many areas where the team tallies strengths. It might be short, it might be lengthy, but it would undoubtedly involve things like players and coaches. Nowhere would the beat writer for The Plain Dealer be included.
Yet, when Browns beat reporter Tony Grossi penned an answer for his mailbag column on Sunday, he included the media in reasons why there is hope for the Browns. Besides writing lazy game recaps, regurgitating dull and agendafied quotes from agents, buying every XXL beige polo Target stocks, and piling their press-room lunch buffet plates high, we're not sure what they do, but we sure as hell know it does not involve winning or losing games. See for yourself: