Cedar Point Will Rename Coaster "King James" if/when LeBron Comes Home

Game, set, match, folks. It's not like LeBron James needs any extra coaxing, but leave it to Cedar Point to lather unnecessary icing on a cake before it's baked.

The Sandusky amusement park just tweeted this out (and promptly disseminated press releases to the four corners of the globe). 

This is a bizarre gesture, but largely in keeping with the preemptive hero worship round these parts.  

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Sam Allard

Sam Allard is the Senior Writer at Scene, in which capacity he covers politics and power and writes about movies when time permits. He's a graduate of the Medill School of Journalism at Northwestern University and the NEOMFA at Cleveland State. Prior to joining Scene, he was encamped in Sarajevo, Bosnia, on an...
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