Chardon Schools Investigating Urine on Baseball Diamond

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Chardon has given us what will undoubtedly be the oddest headline we'll write all day.

Chardon baseball coach, Greg Fronk, has a leak, it appears. An anonymous call placed to the superintendent of Chardon schools streamed out news that Fronk continued a bizarre tradition among Hilltopper baseball players: he had his team urinate into a bottle and then poured the collected contents onto the pitcher's mound at the school's baseball diamond.

First, ew. Second, at least now we know that long-haul truckers aren't the only ones peeing in two-liter bottles. Third, ew. Fourth, who had the asparagus?

19 Action News, king of yellow journalism, reports that Superintendent Joe Bergant was not pleased with the news and plans to launch an investigation. (That should be fun for him.)

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