Cleveland Caller Takes Opportunity to Mention Local Host's Dildo on National TV

Kyrie Irving was traded to the Boston Celtics last night, for point guard Isaiah Thomas, forward Jae Crowder, Center Ante Zizic, and an unprotected 2018 first round pick. ESPN was hurting for content on the subject.

Local ESPN Radio host Aaron Goldhammer appeared on SportsCenter to discuss the trade.

Then they opened the phone lines — a dicey decision — and one local caller pounced on his golden opportunity:

“Hey fellas," caller Steve said. "I just have one piece of advice for Kyrie Irving: Yeah, you might've hit a big shot. You might've won the Finals. But you’ll never be as big as Aaron’s dildo.”

Poor Hammer.

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Sam Allard

Sam Allard is the Senior Writer at Scene, in which capacity he covers politics and power and writes about movies when time permits. He's a graduate of the Medill School of Journalism at Northwestern University and the NEOMFA at Cleveland State. Prior to joining Scene, he was encamped in Sarajevo, Bosnia, on an...
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