Congratulations to Ohio’s most dedicated smoker

When the Ohio Department of Taxation announced this week that they’d be sending out bills to smokers who’d subverted state taxes by buying their packs online, it wasn’t just another chance to kick everyone’s favorite dead horse. It was an opportunity to recognize a hero. Thanks to The Man, Ohioans no longer have to wonder who among them snuffs out the most butts during a given day. The title of Ohio’s Biggest Cancer Risk™ – or Biggest Supporter of Struggling Tobacco Farmers®; depends on your perspective, we guess -- goes to a Huron County resident whose lungs, we can only presume, are shaped exactly like Joe Camel. ...
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