On this, the saddest Monday of the year -- no football until August? Seriously? -- only one thing can cheer you up: the hilariously magic street magic of Fake David Blaine. This is part three of the way smart parody of the magician's street magic series. Check out parts one and two by clicking on the words 'one' and 'two' earlier in this sentence. And just think: Only five days till the weekend! -- Joe P. Tone