Drunk Man Accidentally Stabs Himself

Stephen Colbert shows proper technique.
  • Stephen Colbert shows proper technique.

I guess it bears repeating folks: be careful when holding weapons when you're drunk.

From the wonderful town of Lima, OH:

Police in Ohio say a man who had been drinking stabbed himself while investigating a noise at his front door.

He told police he had grabbed a small knife and then tripped, cutting himself in the stomach.

Police say they found the 31-year-old man bleeding and highly intoxicated at his home in Lima (LY'-muh) early Sunday.

(Via Fox 8)

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