Drunks to Get Free Rides Home Courtesy of the Parma Police This Holiday Season

Get a ride home and avoid this.
  • Get a ride home and avoid this.

Tis the season for turkey and shopping and gifts and holiday spirit. Oh, and tis the season for spirits, too.

Whether you're drinking out of boredom, self-medicating through an over abundance of family-time, or trying to drink every drop of Christmas Ale that Great Lakes produced this year, there will be much imbibing during the cold winter months and Parma wants to make sure you get home safely.

Here's their offer: Any bar that signs up with the new Safe Ride Home Program and displays a poster will have vouchers, courtesy of the Parma police, for a free cab ride home. Yes, you have to go home, they won't take you to another bar.

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