eBay Item of the Day (And, Perhaps, the Year): Cleveland Browns Bingo Dauber Tote Bag

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Simply no words exist to describe this beauty. It fulfills the eBay Item of the Day Trifecta: No way you could ever guess it existed, people obviously buy this shit or it wouldn't exist, and it can be used to store and carry alcohol. Bonus: It's good both for you and your grandma. Imagine how happy she'll be when you get her personalized bingo tote bag. There's her name, and there's the faint whiff of Crown Royal that you spilled in it on Sunday.

Absolute bargain of the century at $14.95.

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Vince Grzegorek

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.
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