eBay Item of the Day: Browns Croakies

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Even though the next Browns affair is a Monday nighter, which means the sun will long be gone from the sky before kickoff, plenty of fans might still feel the need to wear sunglasses to the game. More comfortable than a bag over the head. Problem is how you get them to stay on your head as your sprinting up the stairs to get the hell out of the stadium when the Browns are down by 20 points at halftime. You're going to want to escape that football hell as quickly as possible and there's always a danger of the glasses coming off.

Solution: Browns croakies. Best investment for the embarrassed fan. Only $3.99.

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