Feagler: Vote Kucinich, unless you want to keep fighting guys in dresses

Today's topic: Dick still endorses Kucinich for president… I was at the coffee shop, and the guys all agree: We’re still voting Kucinich for president. Why, back in my day, we had real presidential candidates like LBJ and Nixon, not like these broads and negroes they have today. If Hillary was running for president back in my day, we’d tell her to quit with all the yammering and go make us some pancakes. And they better be those skinny kind, like they got in Sweden. And don’t forget the blueberries...
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