Cue the Billy Mays voice.
For the low, low price of $2 billion Cleveland can emerge from the decaying rust-belt and into a greener, more beautiful era.
Cleveland is littered abandoned and decrepit plots of land littered through the city. What to do with them? Well, there's plenty, and a lot of it free — sleeping quarters for the homeless and private rooms for heroin users, But the good stuff, that takes money — to tear down buildings, rehab the land, and clean up whatever environmental mess lays beneath. One group of eco-lovers has an idea, and it can be ours for 1,000,000 easy installments of $2,000, or something like that.