Do local UFOlogists know too much? According to one local believer, the shadow government sent out its black-ops helicopters to “taunt” an Ohio UFO investigator who lives north of Columbus after he talked about a sighting on the radio a few years back. The intimidated space cadet managed to capture a fleet of the secret choppers on video and now thanks to the magical tubes of the internets (the future is now!) everyone can finally see the proof. Yes, indeed. Those helicopters are ominously black.
In related news, check out these enhanced photos of the large triangle-shaped UFO captured on cell phone video by a trucker driving through Midvale, Ohio, last December. Spooky stuff. — James Renner