All DUIs are created equally in so much as you should never drink and drive. In terms of entertainment, however, not all DUIs stand on equal ground.
Via the Bay Village police blotter, our second costumed DUI incident from Halloween weekend:
OVI, LAKE ROAD: Police stopped a car on Lake Road near Columbia Road Oct. 30 at 12:44 a.m. for a traffic violation. The 33-year-old woman driver, who was dressed like Goldilocks, admitted she had been drinking at a costume party. After taking a field sobriety test, the driver was arrested for operating a vehicle while impaired. She will face charge in Rocky River Municipal Court.