Half-Naked Drunk Woman Blah Blah Blah Blah

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You clicked after reading just the first four words of that headline, so it wasn't even worth finishing it. Does it really matter what a half-naked drunk woman was caught doing to merit a post from 19 Action News? No, no it doesn't. It's a safe assumption, however, that it involves the cops.

Which it does.

A snippet, presented without comment:

Police say the woman was only wearing a G-string, fishnet stockings and stiletto heels.

Try to guess what the story involves before clicking over for the full article.

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