Happy Birthday David Spade, Selena Gomez and Cleveland

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  • Ryan Jaenke

It's a big day for birthdays around here and you know why. We're sitting around the Scene offices doing a Joe Dirt marathon and hope you're doing the same. The inimitable David Spade turns the big 5-0 and hooboy, that's a milestone.

The lovely and talented Selena Gomez turns 22. She really does have her best years ahead of her still.

And Cleveland, cranky and drunk and more than a little sunburned at this point because it doesn't really care to use sunscreen any longer, turns 218, which is a really boring birthday but oh well. That won't stop you from partying like it's 1796. (Note: In 1796, we assume people celebrated just how they do now, but while wearing a lot more moccasin-related things. It's any wonder we didn't land a job at the WRHS.)

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