Here's Nerlens Noel on a Weird Treadmill

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The NBA draft is next Thursday, and potential number-one pick Nerlens Noel is hard at work, rehabbing his busted-ass knee. Both his enormous feet and flagship flat-top warrant careful scrutiny here.

But the most pressing issue in Noel's Vine, which he unleashed on the digisphere a few days back, is size of the treadmill in use. For all the pampering and physical therapy to which professional athletes' are entitled, they still can't get a damn treadmill of proportionate to their size.

Alas.

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Sam Allard

Sam Allard is the Senior Writer at Scene, in which capacity he covers politics and power and writes about movies when time permits. He's a graduate of the Medill School of Journalism at Northwestern University and the NEOMFA at Cleveland State. Prior to joining Scene, he was encamped in Sarajevo, Bosnia, on an...
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