John Boehner Defends Dumb People

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Think Obama isn't an American citizen? Think our President is a Muslim? You are dumb. Sorry, just a fact. But this is America, after all, and you have the right to be ignorant if you wish — we're pretty sure it's a provision included by our wise forefathers in the Constitution, right after separation of church and state and right before a sentence declaring their love for banging slaves and smoking pot— and those charged with carrying on the legacy of the founders should, nay, must defend that right.

Gawker points out that John Boehner is carrying the torch for stupid people, quoting the AP:

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Vince Grzegorek

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.
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