Lakewood 911 Audio: "I Love You... Can I Get Your Personal Number?"


On Tuesday, we brought you the audio of a guy who called Lakewood police to report he's "been hard for five days." Well now, we're bringing you audio of a call that came in earlier in the day that may be equally ridiculous. Take a listen, and make sure you stay until the end:


For the hearing impaired, here's the transcript:

Dispatcher: "911, what is your emergency?"
Caller: "How you doing, is there any way you can tell me if I have a warrant in the city of Lakewood?"
Dispatcher: "No, not on 911, I can't."
Caller: "Ok, do you have a number I can call?"
Dispatcher: "You can call the courts on Monday."
Caller: "Oh ok, so I'd have to find out through the courts, ok thank you... I love you."
Dispatcher: "Alright, bye."
Caller: "Can I get your personal number, though?"

For our continuing coverage of fantastic Lakewood 911 calls, check out our previous stories:
-Lakewood 911 Audio: "I've Been Hard for Five Days"
-Audio: Lakewood Man Dials 911 To Report Drug Dealer On Corner, Realizes During Call That Suspect Is Just A Sign

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Doug Brown

Doug Brown is a staff writer at Scene with a passion for public records laws and investigative reporting. A native of Ann Arbor, Mich., he has an M.A. in journalism from the Kent State University School of Journalism and Mass Communication and a B.A. in political science from Hiram College. Prior to joining Scene,...
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