The Latest Sign of Impending Doom:
Cavs lost to New Jersey 104-99 at the Izod Center in East Rutherford. LeBron had dinner with Jay-Z the night before in New York, and then played patty-cake with Jigga Man after the game.
How it Went Down in Cleveland’s Mind:
It was just dinner, right? Wrong! Clearly they used their steak knives to tattoo each other’s initials in their forearms and signed a binding lifetime contract with the resulting blood. Then LeBron scored exactly 42 points as an unspoken tribute to the number of times Jay-Z has retired from hip-hop. We’re so
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