Sometimes we get letters, and that's nice. Here are some we didn't get but would have liked to find in our mailbox.
Heard you've got a fancy new building in town, something to do with contemporary art. I saw the plans and let me say, that is one weird-looking building.
Yes, we're selling one of our Monets. What's the big deal? They all look the same, right? Besides, if we get some cash on hand, we can pick up a few of those crazy Magic Eye pictures.
Cleveland Museum of Art