We love everything about the tweets local television reporters send out to tease their stories on the evening news. "Something at your desk is killing you right now. Details at 11." "There's a tornado somewhere in Cleveland. Tune in at 5 to find out where." You get the point.
Fox 8's Mark Zinni upped the ante last week when he sent out this tweet, which we'll simply present without comment. There was even a picture to go along with the message. Paging Chris Hansen.

